Captain Jack interviews Audrey Noir
Audrey is a relative newbie in the adult industry. She got her start in fetish modeling and that’s a good background story! She is trying to make a career out of this crazy business and, with her background, I think she can make a career out of this! Enjoy!
Captain Jack: Tell me about Audrey Noir.
Audrey Noir: I grew up all over the place, really. I was born in Ventura County. When I was just a couple months old, we moved to Texas. When I was about 4, we moved back to where I was born. When I was 5 or 6, we moved to Ojai, which is near the mountains.
CJ: Did you switch schools a lot? Was it hard to make friends?
Audrey: It really was. I had some social awkwardness issues. I was diagnosed with Aspergers as a toddler. (laughs) I didn’t have one friend and when I did make friends, it was with the quirky kids. We would end up being at that school and then moving. I was at about 7 different schools.
CJ: How long have you been in the industry?
Audrey: In the adult end of it, a year and a half but back in 2014, I started doing pin-up modeling and fetish modeling and light bondage stuff.
CJ: When did you lose your virginity?
Audrey: That’s debatable. Some people would say I was 14 but with a biological penis, I was 21.
CJ: What happened at 14? Was it with a girl?
CJ: Are you more into girls than guys then?
Audrey: When I was a teenager, I was a lesbian. I liked trans girls too. I was a lot more of a lesbian.
CJ: How many girls were you with before porn?
Audrey: Probably about 15.
CJ: What happened at 21 that you finally got with a guy?
Audrey: I met a guy who was into a lot of the same things I was into. He was a political activist, he was a lobbyist, he was a humanitarian and it was liked he walked out of the 1950s. He wore an Argyle sweater, rimmed glasses, he had an old fashioned demeanor and he was a total nerd. We shared a love for film noir. We started up a discussion talking about Stanley Kubrick and David Bowie. That’s how we met. (laughs) He was so adorable!
CJ: How did you get into the modeling aspect of it?
Audrey: When I was 17, somebody from Playboy gave me their card and told me to hit them up when I was 18. I was one of those angry feminist girls who said, ‘I will never pose nude for men!’ (laughs) Then I got contacted by the Ford Modeling Agency which was where Janice Dickinson, Tyra Banks and those first generation supermodels worked. I was actually discovered by them on MySpace. I didn’t believe in myself. I thought it would be a lot of failures so I didn’t follow it up. I didn’t have my stuff together as a teenager. It wasn’t until I met my first long-term boyfriend that I told you about, that I felt better. He helped me get my head together. Modeling was years later and a photographer said he wanted to take photos of me for a pin-up calendar because I had a unique look. I took that as the biggest compliment in the world. I started on Model Mayhem and started getting paid gigs. I was going to school and modeling. And then Ken Marcus, the Playboy photographer, said I looked like Isabella Rossellini in Blue Velvet. That was a David Lynch movie and he’s one of my favorite directors. He liked my look and I’m a life styler. That’s when I discovered fetish. I further explored fetish modeling. Then I submitted for Kink to do some Les Dom to get dominated by hot girls. That was basically the beginning of my entrance into adult. It started with fetish. I’m still pretty obscure so I like to say about a year and a half.
CJ: You were going for a BS in Psychology before you got involved in this. Are you still going for that?
Audrey: I need to make a decision pretty soon. I might go back. I was focusing on the adult end and camming and saving up money. So I’m going to be continuing that pretty soon.
CJ: You said you were in the lifestyle, are you naturally submissive?
CJ: Have you ever been in a 24/7 BDSM relationship?
Audrey: Yes. I was a slave for a week then for a few months for someone else.
CJ: Was it for a guy or for a girl?
Audrey: One was a transgirl and he is now off the hormones so he is a ‘he’ again. The other was a very dominant male in his late 50s. He was also my daddy. (laughs)
CJ: One thing I was wondered about that. For instance, if you went over to your mother’s house, would you still be 100% obedient to him?
Audrey: Yes. I would have to refer to him as ‘Sir’. And I would have to have my collar on. I would have to ask his permission before cumming but, obviously, at my mother’s that would be a non-issue. (laughs) One of the times, I was in San Francisco, shooting for Kink. He had a girlfriend who was also my Mistress. They gave me permission ahead of time to cum for the scene. But then, later on, I was at a BDSM event and I was playing and I couldn’t cum because I hadn’t asked for permission.
CJ: You couldn’t cum because you hadn’t asked for permission. But, sometimes, you’re being pleasured so much that you can’t help but cum. What then?
Audrey: I would have to stop before I reached that point.
CJ: So what was your first scene like at Kink?? You were sexually experienced and was in the lifestyle but it’s different with all these people around. Were you intimidated? Nervous? Turned on?
Audrey: I was super nervous. I felt more confident because I had gone to an Upper Floor party a year prior to that. My ‘Sir’ had taken my clothes off and I was handcuffed so that forced me to be exposed, naked, in front of a bunch of people without being able to cover up. I recalled that time and remembered how hot it was at the same time. How sadistic it was and I no longer felt like an insect under a magnifying glass. (laughs)
CJ: How long did it take you to master the little tricks that girls have to do like arching, opening up and all that stuff? Or are you still learning?
Audrey: I’m still learning.
CJ: You are going more mainstream. You have a threeway lesbian scene out next week in Tarantino XXX’s The Vagificent with Lily Cade and Lotus Lain. Tell me about that.
Audrey: It was extremely hot! Those girls are amazing and can really just own a scene. They’re hot! (laughs) They were really great to work with, really nice. I’m always happy to work with Lily. I haven’t had a chance to work with Lotus again but I hope to really soon.
CJ: When you’re with another woman, either on camera or off, do you prefer it to be the two of you or do you like toys involved?
Audrey: It can be hot either way. It depends on the situation. It depends on the context too. If I’m being submissive, then toys and forced orgasms. When it’s more intimate, I don’t need the toys. It goes wherever.
CJ: Being bisexual, a lot of girls in adult aren’t really into other girls. How do you handle something like that?
Audrey: It’s difficult. You want to try to figure out what they’re into so I can appeal to them in a different way and strike up a conversation with them. Fortunately, that’s only happened once and it wasn’t even in a porno. It was in a BDSM play situation. My Master had told me to have sex with this girl. Every girl I’ve had sex with in this industry on camera, has really been into girls.
CJ: I have to go back to your Master. He ordered you to have sex with a girl. What girl? Someone you picked up in a bar?
Audrey: No, it was at the Upper Floor.
CJ: Have you ever been in an inappropriate sexual relationship?
Audrey: Yes, I guess. When I was 15, I was with a 29-year old girl. She was the cousin of a boyfriend of my mom’s. (laughs) He would kind of perv out on me too, a lot, but he never inappropriately touched me or anything like that. Just walked in on me a few times.
CJ: Did you hit on her or did she hit on you?
Audrey: It was mutual. She was very complimentary of me and let me know she’s interested. I was like, ‘Hey!’ (laughs)
CJ: A lot of the guys in porn are older. Does it ever bother you to work with older men?
Audrey: No, I actually prefer it. I prefer working with older people. I like girls that aren’t under 20. And I have this weird daddy thing and I like much older men. I prefer men in their 50s, actually. It doesn’t bother me, it actually very much turns me on.
CJ: What do you like sexually? What gets Audrey wet?
Audrey: I like being choked and slapped. I like having my hair pulled. Psychological sadism. Recently, somebody fisted me and I never saw how that was comfortable because I always had girls with 4 of their fingers in me and they have small hands. But this big, male hand, it was just really, really hot. I loved it and I bled a little and that actually got me to cum.
CJ: Besides webcamming, how often do you masturbate?
Audrey: I’m kind of a nympho. I’ll masturbate, maybe not every day, but every other day and it’ll be 2 or 3 times. And, then, sometimes throughout the day.
CJ: Favorite method?
Audrey: I like the Rabbit a lot. I like the Sybian too. Those are hot! I like being strapped down but that’s not really masturbation, it’s something that’s eating me. Sometimes when I would cam, it was so powerful. It was like I was riding someone.
CJ: With webcamming, what’s the strangest thing you ever put in your pussy?
Audrey: Oh, gosh! Somebody asked me if I had a sword. I said, ‘That’s not really legal to do that on camera but I could make you a custom.’ I had a Daddy Dom, a different one, at the time, who was able to very carefully do that. I actually came when he did that. I was very happy that this person asked me to do that.
CJ: I assume it was the blade end?
CJ: It didn’t cut you or anything?
Audrey: No it didn’t cut me. It was very, very carefully done. It wasn’t serrated either. I had to let him know when I was going to cum because if I tightened up around it, that wouldn’t be good.
CJ: How much of the blade went into you?
Audrey: About 5 or 6 inches.
CJ: When a guy pops, where do you prefer it?
Audrey: I like creampies but, if not a creampie, I like it to be on my pussy or on my chest so I can rub it all over me and jerk off again. (laughs)
CJ: Are you a swallower?
Audrey: I am, yes.
CJ: Are you a size queen? Do you like huge cocks?
Audrey: It doesn’t matter. It depends on the person, it depends on the context… there are a lot of factors that go into it. I have a huge TS fetish. I love TS women and sometimes, when they take hormones, they get hard but they don’t get as large as they would without the hormones. I still cum very, very hard when I’m with a TS. I was with a TS once and she was domming me. She peed in my ass and I heard that most people are unable to stay erect while they’re peeing. I was telling a guy friend this and he believed me. It happened. They can stay hard when they pee! (laughs)
CJ: You also have a scene coming out for James Deen, Anal All The Time. Tell me about that!
Audrey: It was shot by James but it was with Markus Dupree actually. James said that he was kind of mad that he wasn’t in the scene and he felt ripped off because it was really hot. (laughs) It was a great scene. I had never craved someone’s cock in my ass so much. They were both really sweet and nice. I was really, really nervous at first because it had been a really long time since I was anally trained. I told him I was a submissive then I went into a vanilla relationship and I got lazy and wasn’t anally trained. For 6 months, I was in a suburban stepmom kind of situation.
CJ: That doesn’t sound like you!
Audrey: No. (laughs) I fell in love with the kiddo but it wasn’t kinky enough for me. Even though I was in my mid 20s and he was in his early 50s, he felt that I wasn’t young enough for him. That was disturbing. (laughs)
CJ: When was your first anal experience?
Audrey: I didn’t have anal sex until 3 years ago with my very first Sir. It was the most painful shit ever. He said that “You’re going to give your ass to me! I want you to turn around, look at me with those baby doll eyes and say, ‘Daddy, please fuck me in the ass.’” And I did and then he lubricated me up, grabbed my hair, it was really short at that time, and he pounded me anally.
CJ: If some young girl did that to me, looked at me with her sexy eyes and said, ‘Daddy, please fuck me in the ass,’ I probably wouldn’t last too long, I have to be honest.
Audrey: It didn’t take long. There was 5 days worth of load on my back. It shot all the way up to the back of my head. It drenched me. It was awesome.
CJ: What do you look for in a guy off camera?
Audrey: I have very broad tastes. I like older men. I like men who are educated. I like men who are history buffs, music buffs, computer nerds. The best description of the hottest guy that I like would be Jeremy Irons.
CJ: What are you like off-camera? What are your hobbies and interests?
Audrey: I like to travel. I like to try new diners. I like older architecture. I like going to San Francisco and just walking around. I like to listen to music. I’m a huge movie person. And sometimes if I’m in a lazy mood, I’ll hang out with my pug and go on Archer binges. Or American Horror Story.
CJ: What kind of music do you like?
Audrey: I like post-punk. Death Rock, not to confused with Death Metal. Siouxsie and the Banshees, Bathhouse, things like that. In 6th grade, they called up Mansonites.
CJ: What’s your favorite food?
CJ:And how can the fans get ahold of you?
Audrey: On Twitter, I’m @KinkAudreyNoir. On Instagram, I’m @AudreyNoir_X.